Random Thoughts
Today was the first time I seriously sit down and consider having plastic surgery. I woke up to the sight of the biggest, fattest, blackest, fugliest bags under my eyes. If it wasn't for fear of losing my sight I would've gotten a knife and cut myself right there and then. It's prolly a combination of lack of sleep, bad weather, and the weight loss but still too ugly man.
I'm as racist as they come. I wont deny it. It's not like I'm proud and boasting. It's just a fact, that I'm racist, that's all. I got issues with bedouins, Persians, 7athar, sunni's, sheites, the works. It's not an "issue" per se. I just like to know, you know what I mean?
We have this girl in school. White as snow, raven black hair, and an accent and Arabic from hell. I always thought she was Persian. She looked and acted like typical Persian girls to me I guess. 'Til I saw her park her car today and her license plate read "Ahmadi". So I think to myself "hmmm odd, didn't know there were Persians out there". Being a typical Kuwaiti nosey-parker, I had to go and ask a Mutairi friend who was in class with us "hathee shasilha??" (what's her ethnicity). And true to form, Mutairiya had all the dish. "Oh didn't you know? You'll be as shocked as I was when I found out. She's Azmiya!!". Im like "what what whaaaaat?!" I wasn't shocked that she was Azmiya, as much as it was just so unexpected. Capiche?
From Persian all the way to Azmi. That's like the difference between, umm, well you know the difference. It's a good thing I suppose, how people all look the same now and you can't differentiate.
I'm as racist as they come. I wont deny it. It's not like I'm proud and boasting. It's just a fact, that I'm racist, that's all. I got issues with bedouins, Persians, 7athar, sunni's, sheites, the works. It's not an "issue" per se. I just like to know, you know what I mean?
We have this girl in school. White as snow, raven black hair, and an accent and Arabic from hell. I always thought she was Persian. She looked and acted like typical Persian girls to me I guess. 'Til I saw her park her car today and her license plate read "Ahmadi". So I think to myself "hmmm odd, didn't know there were Persians out there". Being a typical Kuwaiti nosey-parker, I had to go and ask a Mutairi friend who was in class with us "hathee shasilha??" (what's her ethnicity). And true to form, Mutairiya had all the dish. "Oh didn't you know? You'll be as shocked as I was when I found out. She's Azmiya!!". Im like "what what whaaaaat?!" I wasn't shocked that she was Azmiya, as much as it was just so unexpected. Capiche?
From Persian all the way to Azmi. That's like the difference between, umm, well you know the difference. It's a good thing I suppose, how people all look the same now and you can't differentiate.
Interesting, I guess.
posted by Extinct Dodo at 1:59 PM
5 Comments:
We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world - No one is dif.
But hey, stereotypes are a real time-saver.
LoOl ... ur are a racist :p
Does it really matter??? madry I always think that we are all human and no one is better than anyone :p its ok to be nosy but racist lol madry :P
Gd Day ;)
Azmiya? haha mafhmt! @@,
u should read Zizo's post! :p
shino plastic surgery!?!?! u is crazy!? my hit u on face if u surgery doing...
ok, i'll shut up :p
Okay,
so I loved everything you wrote up there: the language is hilarious and the racism’s so clear cut that it’s almost cuddlable, but I totally missed the punch line! What’s an Azmiya? Where’re they from?
I need and upgrade in my racism taste!
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