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Thank You...!!

...Zorath, for an amazing mini-party!! AHAHAHAHAHHA darn it if I'd known you were gonna do that I would've brought a camcorder to film those whacky waiters LMFAO!!

You rock my world ya 5alafhom :*

Full Circle

Who would've thought I'd finally cross the KU Marathon finishing line?

Yup yup. About time too. Spent 1/3 of my LIFE in that cesspit.

Not only that.

BUT THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER!!

You will, from now on, refer to me as Birthday girl Dodo Chomsky :D


Oh thank you Cosmic something in the greater galactic universe!


p.s.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWINNIE Delicately Realistic, 3o2bal ma nshofik Dr. ad ildonya ya 3arooooosa :***

39 days...

Keg Night

۞ Your superman, your Iron Man, I love you ۞
haha pockets for the win


i have a magic pocket in my van


it randomly blesses me with money


and condoms


-KAMAL-
those are useful


۞ Your superman, your Iron Man, I love you ۞
very


they have more than one use


longer erm


yeah


insertion time


if theyre regulars tho


thin ones are like not wearing anything


-KAMAL-
yes ismail thank u for tht valuable info


۞ Your superman, your Iron Man, I love you ۞
most welcome


Dodo
really?


i didnt know that thicker condoms make guys last longer


۞ Your superman, your Iron Man, I love you ۞
yep yep


-KAMAL-
erm


۞ Your superman, your Iron Man, I love you ۞
makes sense


Dodo
interesting


-KAMAL-
i cant wear condoms


no use


Dodo
why



-KAMAL-
my guys eat through anything


Dodo
hahahahahhah


ooh thats nasty


-KAMAL-
they are always hungry


like me


Dodo
do they bite the chicks punna?


-KAMAL-
like father, like sperm


Dodo
must give a very "interesting" sensation


-KAMAL-
yes, so i have been told

Freaky Friday

Slept at about 7 this morning to the sound of men fussing and fighting. I didn't think much of it, since these cheap labor people are always fighting amongst themselves and with our domestic help, because mommy dearest has enforced a rule wherein our help aren't allowed to offer them any food or drink. The men usually go ballistic, and end up being screamed at by mom, telling them to go to the Co-op and buy their own food.

That wasn't the case today.

I was rudely awoken at around 6pm, to the sound of rain. RAIN people! It's fricking June already!!!



Talk about freak rain.

Usually I don't sleep in on Fridays. I'm up and early, doing my salon rounds, and of course, waiting for our Maid fish lunch.

But there was no Maid today!! Mom buys the stuff grilled from this joint in Salmiya or Hawalli, and today they ran out!! That never happens!! What the hell is happening with the world?



I ended up having one of my absolute favorite meals. White rice with white onions!



Back to the screeching workers. So mom was telling me how they were screaming right outside my window, and I sleep like Ahl Ilkahf for not hearing them, and that I should fess up about my drug intake, coz the way I sleep can only be induced by drugs, and blah blah blah blah.

The workers had all come in a taxi together, and had been expecting to be charged the usual 1.5 KD. I guess coz today is Friday, the driver decided to charge them 2 whole entire KD's. What do the workers do? Beat the living crap out of the driver and strangle him. HAHAHA somehow I find this all very very comical.

The driver heads to Bayan Police Station and drags along a couple of coppers over to our place. And the screech-fest began.

Two of the dudes had no iqama (visa?), the "boss" was in trouble with his kafeel (sponsor?) who'd put out a warrant for his arrest or something along those lines. And mom's cement is sitting out in the pouring rain.



She's having a stroke as we speak. 2000 KD down the toilet.

For Sale

2005 Black Prado 4 Wheel Drive
Automatic
4 Cylinder
4 Door
30,000 mileage

For further information and serious inquiries, contact me via the email on my profile.

Spaz

I read your blogs, and I want to cry. I don't mean that in a good way. The more I read blogs, the more I want to torch the people behind them.

II

Can you believe 1999 was 8 years ago?
Can you believe it's been a year since Baba Jaber passed away?
Can you believe we're 3 years away from 2010?
Can you believe it's been 6 years since 9/11?
Can you believe it's been a decade since Princess Diana passed away?
Can you believe 4 years have passed since the war on Iraq was waged?
Can you believe Saddam was hanged?

I can't think of any more "can you believe..."s. Help me out.

Time flies, doesn't it? What seemed like yesterday is now actually a lifetime away.

Happy birthday Gemini's.