Master Cleanser Update

For those who are interested in how I'm doing so far: please be advised, this post is not for those with weak stomachs, nor is it meant to gross anyone out on purpose. We're all mature adults here (I hope).

The first day went very well. Massive bowel movements as expected, which was a good change since I considered myself lucky if I have one once a week (yes I'm that unhealthy). I barely manage to down a glass when I find myself making a dash to the bathroom. I didn't have any difficulty drinking the liter of salt water either. Tasted like cold chicken soup, minus the chicken flavor. No hunger pangs. no cravings. The lemonade was rather yummy too.

The second day didn't go as well as the first. I couldn't sleep, making a mad run for the bathroom every 10 minutes or so (very exhausting). I also chucked up the salt water. Tried to drink the stuff a second time, but that garnered the same results. I figured I must be doing something wrong, and referred back to the book. Yup, I was drinking 2 TABLE spoons of salt with my water instead of the 2 TEA spoons. And I was wondering why the water was giving me palpitations. Hmmm.

Today is my third day doing this. Right now I'm forcing myself to drink the first 300 ml of my 1 liter. I'm putting off that tedious task by writing this post. I'm not finding drinking the water as easy as it was on the first day, especially since the thought makes me queasy and on the verge of barfing. I don't know how I'll manage tomorrow at school, I'm practically an "oily shitting machine" as someone so eloquently put it. It's a good thing I only have one class, so maybe I'll put the stuff off 'til I get back home as to prevent any humiliating "accidents". It would have been wise if I had done this last week during the long weekend we had. Then again, I never claimed to be wise. The thought of going out while doing this scares me shitless at this point - literally.