Fractured English
Hotel Notice, Cairo:
On September 30, winter timing will start. As of 12:00 midnight all clocks will be forward one hour back
Barber's Shop, Bombay:
Hair cutter and clean shaver. Gentlemen's throats cut with very sharp razors with great care and skill. No irritating feeling afterwards
Hotel Brochure, Italy:
Suggestive views from every window
Hotel Lift, Leipzig:
Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up
Tailor's Shop, Athens:
Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation
Hotel Notice, Vienna:
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm head porter
Hotel Notice, Zurich:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in bedroom, it is suggested you use the lobby for this purpose
Car Rental Firm Brochure, Tokyo:
When passenger of foot in sight, tootle horn. Trumpet him melodiously first, but if he still obstacles, tootle him with vigour
Hotel Brochure, Italy:
This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude
Hotel Brochure, Switzerland:
We have nice bath and are very good in bed
Notice On TV Set In Belgrade Hotel:
If set breaks, inform manager. Do not interfere with yourself
Bar Notice, Finnish Ferry:
WERY STRONK BIER
Hotel Notice, Lisbon:
If you wish disinfection enacted on your presence please ring for chambermaid
Hong Kong Dress Shop:
Ladies have fits upstairs
Airline Ticket Office, Copenhagen:
We take your bags and send them in all directions
Norwegian Cocktail Lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar
Ginza Bar, Tokyo:
Special cocktails for ladies with nuts
Roadworks Sign, Tokyo:
Stop! Drive sideways
Dry Cleaners, Bangkok:
Drop your trousers here for best results
On September 30, winter timing will start. As of 12:00 midnight all clocks will be forward one hour back
Barber's Shop, Bombay:
Hair cutter and clean shaver. Gentlemen's throats cut with very sharp razors with great care and skill. No irritating feeling afterwards
Hotel Brochure, Italy:
Suggestive views from every window
Hotel Lift, Leipzig:
Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up
Tailor's Shop, Athens:
Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation
Hotel Notice, Vienna:
In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm head porter
Hotel Notice, Zurich:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in bedroom, it is suggested you use the lobby for this purpose
Car Rental Firm Brochure, Tokyo:
When passenger of foot in sight, tootle horn. Trumpet him melodiously first, but if he still obstacles, tootle him with vigour
Hotel Brochure, Italy:
This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude
Hotel Brochure, Switzerland:
We have nice bath and are very good in bed
Notice On TV Set In Belgrade Hotel:
If set breaks, inform manager. Do not interfere with yourself
Bar Notice, Finnish Ferry:
WERY STRONK BIER
Hotel Notice, Lisbon:
If you wish disinfection enacted on your presence please ring for chambermaid
Hong Kong Dress Shop:
Ladies have fits upstairs
Airline Ticket Office, Copenhagen:
We take your bags and send them in all directions
Norwegian Cocktail Lounge:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar
Ginza Bar, Tokyo:
Special cocktails for ladies with nuts
Roadworks Sign, Tokyo:
Stop! Drive sideways
Dry Cleaners, Bangkok:
Drop your trousers here for best results
posted by Extinct Dodo at 10:06 PM
4 Comments:
I loved Zurich's hotel notice! LOL
I'll remember not to deliver in a Norwegian bar. I'll stay away from the store in Hong Kong where women have fits and I'll make sure I drive sideways and tootle with vigor in Tokyo!
LOL!
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar
hahahahahaha that was HILARIOUS!
Love this.
I try to tootle melodiously but sometimes, I am really obstacled and I have to tootle with vigour.
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