Dumb Dumb
Holy Mother of poop! I never realized what a complete ditz , a clutz, a total idiot I truly am, until today! Today I proved beyond a reasonable doubt that I'm a complete and utter moron! Put aside your snickering at my drawing skills and take a good look at my map :P
Ok so it's not to scale, and it's not neat. But you get a rough idea of how Kaifan campus is spaced out.
Crime Scene 1= Classroom #1 on the third floor. I had a class here at 10 am.
Crime Scene 2= Library on the ground floor. I printed my research here at 11 am.
Crime Scene 3= Cafeteria. I hung out with the girls and did some 'studying' here from 11:15 til 11:45
Crime Scene 4= Photocopy place on the ground floor. Went to staple some papers here
Crime Scene 5= Classroom #2 on the second floor. I had a quiz here from 12 'til 12:15.
So after I came out of the quiz, I discovered that my car keys were missing! Crap... I'd been almost all over campus today, where could I have left them?!?!?
I go up to classroom #1, but there was a lecture in there. I leave and go to the cafeteria.. look all under the tables and chairs, ask all the girls, go to the Sales office. No one's seen anything. I call my friends; no one's seen anything. I go back to classroom #2, and go on a mad hunt while the girls were still being quizzed. LOL I felt like a complete imbecile. I didn't find nothing.
Back up to classroom #1.. nothing. I go out to my car, thinking maybe I'd left the key there. Nothing. I go to the gate security guy.. he hasn't seen anything. WTF where in the fuck could they be?!
Back up to class #1.. still a lecture. Down to the place were the student advisors are.. they sent me from one office to the other; I went up to the second floor and asked everyone, up to the third floor.. still nothing.
I went back to the library.. the photocopy place.. up to 3abdallah Li3taiby building, back down to the library.
I finally found them at around 2pm. Can you guess where?
posted by Extinct Dodo at 3:48 PM
12 Comments:
in your other pocket
Don't tell me you pulled a "Jackie" and you were holding it the whole time? :p lol
On the library photocopy machine?
The car door, or in the ignition.
u know when u keep looking ALL over the inside of ur bag? and then it ends up being in one of the outside pockets?
is that where it was? lol
Usually at a time like that I end up "discovering" that I was holding it the whole time.
your bag, your pocket, or maybe it was in ur hands all the while (happens to me all the time) ;P
so you pulled a jackie?
if it was me id be holding it and if i wasn't it'd be in my pocket =P
One of two guesses:
1- In your hand all the time.
I know I did that a couple of times. :/
2- Left in the car.
A lot of "girls" tend to do that. ;P
In the car akeed :-p I've done that so many times it's not even funny.
*sly* 0_o
I guess you have to loose some weight.
LOL!!!! ;P
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