Fetish Phobia

I'd like to put you in a trance, all over
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body
Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body
Erotic, erotic

Erotica lyrics- Madonna

"A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt," - Spanish proverb. This is the quote I always use on my profiles on sites like hi5, myspace, etc. I have a facial hair fetish, amongst other body parts (male, of course :P).

Another fetish I can somewhat relate to, or sorta makes sense to me, is the infamous foot fetish. I'm not saying I have one, I just understand where people with this fetish come from. Feet comes 5th on the top 10 female erogenous zones according to AskMen.com. It surpasses the ears on the list, which ranked 6th. And we all know what happens to us when someone's nibbling and whispering in our ears, don't we? So imagine what would happen if someone was to touch our feet!!

I'll let you in on a secret. I've never ever had a pedicure, ever. Why, you say? Because even I cant touch my own feet without having some sort of *orgasmic*(?) spasm, and I fear I might kick someone's face in should they try to put their grubby paws on my tootsies. There's no way in hell I'd let anyone near them, haha!

Which brings me to another point. I have an irrational fear of *other* peoples hands. Especially if they're clawed. I'm sure there's a fingernail phobia somewhere on the phobia list, I just cant be bothered to look it up. And just the thought of someone with fingernails coming anywhere near my feet is enough to set me on a nervous breakdown. Yes, if I'm playing with my cousins and someone happens to touch my feet, I'll hyperventilate, palpitate, break into a nervous sweat, and go on a childlike show of tears, if not a full-out frustrated panic/anxiety attack.

And trust me people, it aint purty.