Do You Pick Your Nose At A Red Traffic Light?

I was reading Zinzin's comments, when I came across a teller blogger, and I remembered a banking experience I had a while ago. As you can prolly tell already, there's no big moral behind the story I'm about to tell. I'm just avoiding doing some studying and basically passing the time.
So yeah as I was saying, it was a few days after Ramadan, it was raining cats and dogs, and the tracks from that NBK ad was spinning in my head like a broken record. Something about "Yabeela". LOL. That's all i remember from the ad. Anyway, so I decided to get rid of the track that was haunting me by heading down to the Mishref NBK branch and open myself a "yallah ya shabab" account. The guy who opened my account was a newbie I guess, and in tellers words, I felt that he was "... considered to be at the bottom of the banking food chain ... ". The other workers were pushing him around and making him look stupid, watching over him as he put my info into the system, and basically breathing down the poor guys neck. Awww he was so sweet and shy, I think I fell in love with him! I love a guy whose cheeks go red :p I barely stopped myself from leaning over and pinching his cheeks. I did open my grandma bag and offer him a jaw breaker though LOL. Needless to say he rejected my offer, but oh well hehhhe he was so darn cute.
And yeah i prefer stepping up to his counter whenever I get the chance to pop into the bank ROFL.
I do crazy things when I'm around guys sometimes. Regardless of whether they're cute or not, I'm just a fumbling, awkward baboon :P I remember this one time I was at a gas station, and when I got to the cashier I gave the guy my cheesiest grin, opened my hands and gave him a chock-full of coins while giggling "here's your 3eedeya". You can imagine the look he gave me. I never went to that gas station again :P
This morning, one of those Ninja girls came up to me and out of the blue said "hey Dodo, I've been meaning to ask you, did you go to a private school?" Hmm, I love those weird questions that pop out of nowhere. I wonder why people waste so much energy on petty things like that. She's been meaning to ask me. Ya3ny she's been so damned preoccupied with that darn question. I wonder what else she's been meaning to ask. Makes you wonder what people say behind your back, especially if you're a wall flower like me who doesn't like to rub elbows with anyone.
So I tell her "umm yeah I did, why?" and Ninja girl says " waaaaay 7abeebty you're sooo different from all those other girls that went to private schools!!"
I refrained from asking her what her point was. I didn't get a good vibe LOL. Funny little oddballs, those girls.

8 Comments:
You're not supposed to 'bribe' bank employees with jaw breakers or even a pinch on the cheek. You could've gotten the poor guy fired. :/
Only oddball I know is you hon..don't go blaming them ninjas :P
lol
ninja!!! hehehehehe 7aram 3laihc ;p
any ways... the cute bank guy! tell me which branch is it?? ;p
me want to seeeee .. @@
god!! so ur saying u cant help but flirt with guys ;)
yeh yeh yeh same here.....
sometimes ur just ina flirtasious mood u cant help it.
and i know what u mean bout guys who are shy!!!! God they're cute!
You are SOOO innocent!!!
Mashallah 3laich, dodo... What I wouldn't give to feel that nervous around guys again! For people like me, we only know these sorts of things as memories!
"Makes you wonder what people say behind your back..." & so on
Dear, I can imagine what people say behind my back...
Ok. You are not like others... you are interesting.
Did not anyone "break" your mobile no.?
Listen to me, my friends who work in mobile companies started to watch my mobile no. day & night.
Can you imagine? To spy!
They counted all sms I recieved & sent... from who & for who.
Finish: they sent sms for HIM.
Real circus...
& I`m still laughing... poor, they will never get what they want after such a thing!
Wish you not to have the same situation.
I guess, you have a chance ;-)
Ninja girls... perfect :)
But if you could imagine what we say here :-D
Also... poor guy! :)))
That`s sweet when guys are shy... but sorry if he is shy then I can become shy too :-/
mini r ... jealous are we? :P
no3ik ... NBK Mishref branch.. i think he was a dashti or something.. very pretty eyes :P
the problem is, i wish i could flirt without coming off as a complete goof :P that day at the gas station, after i pulled out of there, i snuck into an alley and banged my head into the steering-wheel lain gilt bas for being such an idiot :p hahhhah
choowygoowy 3as3as ... welcome handsome :-D
yeah i know what you mean.. i still get knocked off my feet with shock and horror every time i see those girls in the cafeteria when they're munching away on their cheeseburgers and i see those rectangles on their faces
**Hitchcocks Psycho shower-scene music**
.. shay y5are3 :P
tainted female ... awww shucks LOL :"> heheh thanks :**
sever ... i dont take my mobile with me into school.. i leave it at home or in the car LOL, and most of the time i do that unintentionally.. i have no use for my phone, so i dont really notice when i've forgotten it somewhere.
and even if they did "break" my phone, they'd probably die of boredom and waiting for ANYTHING to happen LOL
so i guess if they wanted to dig up some personal info they'd have to beat it out of me ROFL, or come over to my place and steal my laptop ahahhah
those friends of yours, couldnt you have sued them or something? is it even ok for people to snoop through confidential info like that in russia?!?!?!
dodo just imagine how can they eat pasta .!!! fakray feha for 10sec and tell me ;p
lo0l dodo :P u're special! ishda3wa different? why do they have this bad impression of us girls who were private schooled?
choowygoowy 3as3os ... i'd rather not afaker feha, they gross me out enough as it is :P
la oo ilyom yatny this same girl showing me pictures of herself fee 3irs o5oha.. allahom la shamata, she had that white kabuki mask makeup on that you see in those cheap salon ads bil wasee6, oo it made her yellow teeth stand out like she hadnt brushed them in 10 years.. asta'3fer allah
marzouq ... itha t3arfa 9ij please hook me up :">
ee 7aram kila mdodah oo m5asbag.. i think thats why i liked him 5anat 7ailee hehhe :"> bas 9ij 7aboob yhabil
those random ninjas approach me biljam3a.. i seem to attract them and only them for some weird reason.. maybe coz they dont feel threatened by me like they'd feel around other non-ninja girls who have an air of "superiority" about them, if you know what i mean. ana kilish maaly shi'3il ba7ad oo sha7laly 3ala niyaaty :p they think im this sweet little dabdooba...
"balahom" ma daraw LOL
Baroque ... sheftay shlon :| they think we're these stuck-up self centered bitches
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