Desperation Pushes Love Away; Now You're A Prisoner Of Your Own Desire

Could it be the little wrinkle over your nose
When you make your angry face
That makes me wanna just take off all your clothes
And sex you all over the place
Could it be the lil' way that you storm around
That makes me wanna tear you down

Ne Yo- When You're Mad




Tonight on the Starting Over show, one of the women was given a speed-dating assignment. It got me thinking, why don't we have speed-blog-dating? There are so many fascinating characters out there on the streets of blog-ville. It would be awesome to get together with fresh faces for a few minutes every now and then.


What is it with people who, when they see you reversing out of a parking spot, wont give you the time of day, to just stop for a moment and allow you to pull out?! It wont take a minute of your precious time! So I figured I'm prolly not hot enough for someone to bother waiting for me to reverse, or maybe my car isn't flashy enough, or maybe they've got more important things to rush off to, or maybe I'm an insect thats not worth the trouble. Hmm I honestly don't know.


I was caught off-guard one too many times today. First, I was daydreaming and drooling over this guy who was sitting in front of me in class. He had the juiciest biceps ever. Beautifully sculpted, gloriously tanned, with just the right amount of peach-fuzz. Hotness! Anyway, so yeah while I was busy struggling with stopping myself from giving Biceps a squeeze and barely containing my drool, it turns out the professor was talking to me, asking me for my opinion on the Not Helping Verb Inversion rule and the application of Affix Hopping to finalize the structural analysis of the construction or something (Ninja girl was kind enough to let me know what was going on later after class). Someone else had answered the question and the professor was asking whether I agreed with her or not.

-"Yes sir, I agree with her 100%".
-"On what basis do you agree with her, Dodo?"
-"Sir, she's the smartest girl in the class, she's the teachers pet, and you're always complimenting her and applauding her whenever she answers, so I can't help but trust her judgement."
-"That's a clever answer, Dodo. But what did she say? What was her statement?"
-"In all honesty sir, I haven't got the vaguest idea."
[Insert hysterical laughter]

The second incident today was me daydreaming about a Silver ice-cream cone (some university group had brought in a number of those ice-cream carts and were giving away KDD ice-cream... I didn't help myself to any coz I thought it would be smarter to take something on my way off campus). The professor was talking about taking the class to Second Cup on Monday and treating us to a binge-fest. Evidently I was staring at the professor, wide-eyed and mouth gaping, and I had scared the poor sod who thought I was offended by his offer or something. "Shfeech Dodo mikhtar3a!! Smillah 3alaich laykoon gilt shay ye'9ayeg?!?!?!"
ROFL. How utterly embarrassing.


How I hate people who impose their opinions on others. There are people who have firm beliefs and opinions that cannot be swayed no matter how hard one might try (me), and then there are those who have firm beliefs and opinions, who try to talk the entire galaxy into seeing things from their personal perspective, and INSIST that everyone agree with them. I can't stand those who would kill to engage someone in a petty squabble. They get some sort of high from arguing! Damn, they wont leave you alone 'til they're 100% certain that you've stopped thinking for yourself and have adopted their ideologies instead. They will go on and on and on and on and oooon, explaining, justifying, repeating their silly little "facts" 'til you throw yours hands up in the air and say "oh alright! Have it your way, damnit!"


I despise people who give advice when they haven't been asked for it. It's unbelievably rude and I dont appreciate nor welcome the gesture.
-"Dodo, maybe you need to change the shade of your lipstick. Lipstick is sooo passe anyway, you should just get a permanent lipstick-tattoo-thingamebob!"
-"Dodo, you should wear your hair this way, maybe you'll finally land yourself a kharoof!"
-"No really, you HAVE to do it, trust me!"

AAAAAAAAARGH!!!



And to all the people who ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE THE LAST FUCKING WORD : bite me :|