Saturday, July 15, 2006

Behind Closed Doors


WARNING : This post contains explicit material. Do not proceed if you get easily offended, or are a minor.


A: all guys love anal sex, even when they're getting pussy
B: all khaleejies do
A: shayfa keef
A: talking from experience, aren't we?
B: yup LOL
A: and they suck in bed
B: mn galb
A: and they're selfish .
B: LOOOOOOOL
A: when they cum, they roll over and light a ciggie
B: yup; I do too
A: wo yareet-hom they move their own assez and get the ash-tray, la2, they ask YOU to get it for them, when it's right next to them
A: B
A: I got a confession
A: I lick my ex's ass
A: bt9ekeni kaff now
B: la 3aady
B: guys like to get rimmed
B: even if they dont admit it
A: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
A: YOU'RE RIGHT
B: wallah, they LOVE it
A: I like to do it too though ..
A: BIG TIME
A: and after you're done, they're like... I'm not gay
A: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
A: wo men gal your gay? bismilla 3aleek lol
B: LOOOOL
B: I've never done it... my ex always put up the gay act
A: how?
A: he asked for it?
B: nooo he'd tell me not to, he'd always say "dont touch me there I'm not gay"
A: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
B: bas I know he likes it
A: same here ,,
A: but DAYYAM, IT REALLY TURNS ME ON.
B: LOOOOL
B: you like fluff?!
A: loooooooooool
A: ya 5arya
B: LOOOOOL
A: I even used to grab his ass when we're fucking, lol
B: yeah grabbing was fine with my ex.. he LOVED that
A: marra, I licked my finger then touched him there and he moaned, lol
B: he just didn't like me going near his ass with my mouth
B: awwwwww B: sex is fun
A: guyz are weird!
B: hehehe
A: I know ..
A: though I never cum.. but yea, it is
B: ugh whenever I think of you and sex, I remember that time you had Mcdonalds and you ended up puking or something after you gave him a blowjob
B: I can't get that picture out of my head
A: looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
A: ITS NOT MY FAULT
B: LOOOL allah ygrfik
A: he kept pushing my face
B: loooooool B: bas
A: wallah
B: well the damage is done
B: I'm permanently traumatized
A: I tried to resist ,, but after he grabbed my hair , ma gadart .
A: looooooooooooooooooooooooooool
B: LOOOOOL
A: you don't eat from McD'z, huh?
B: I do, just not before I give someone head!
A: I only gagged a little, though
A: looooool
A: *trying to sugar it up lol*
B: you're only making it worse

23 Comments:

Blogger Blogger said...

umm ok interesting conversation. A bit on the nasty side but, whatever floats ur boat while havin it. :P

Saturday, July 15, 2006 4:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uhh..sick puppy.

Saturday, July 15, 2006 4:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lmfaoooo !

more!

encore!

hahaha pissed myself laughing:P

specially at the i'm not gay bit lmfaoo

Saturday, July 15, 2006 4:09:00 PM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

sty ... you didnt think girls actually talked like that now did you :P








mini r ... you just want to get in on the action, so shush :P









skunk .... LOL you're nasty too huh :P









marzouq ... one of the funniest you heard?! LOL you dont know what you've been missing then ROFL :P

Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:08:00 PM  
Blogger Blogger said...

Kil shay jayiz, besides there are girls who talk like that :P Not saying all bas fe a group who do.

And with all that being said, didn't you ever hear the phrase "Dont kiss and tell" lol ;)

Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:33:00 PM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

sty ... sharing is caring :p LOL

Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wo0o0ow nice story dodo

Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:41:00 PM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

weddo ... ta3abtay 3omrich wallah :|

Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:44:00 PM  
Blogger Blogger said...

Not in all cases..trust me on this :P

People can share an STD is that caring? NO! :P (I was kicked out of class once for saying this..stupid teacher doesn't always have to be right :P)

Saturday, July 15, 2006 11:58:00 PM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

sty ... ROFL hahahhaha i can soooo imagine you being the smart ass in class who everyone loves to hate :P

Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:21:00 AM  
Blogger Blogger said...

No i'm quiet unless provoked..Basically a ticking time bomb :P

Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:24:00 AM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

sty ... 3sa ma ykoon ilpost rubbed you the wrong way bas :"> :P

Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:29:00 AM  
Blogger Blogger said...

LooL No comment required I guess, lets keep you guessing.

Sunday, July 16, 2006 12:33:00 AM  
Blogger Angelo said...

Girl "A" is nasty and very experienced in every way and “position”. Funny post...it seems it was inspired from Sex & the City. I bet girl "A" is Samantha ^.^

Sunday, July 16, 2006 7:59:00 AM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

fallen angel ... THANK GOD someone's finally caught on!!! i was starting to think maybe no one's ever watched the show :|

Sunday, July 16, 2006 8:07:00 AM  
Blogger Angelo said...

Are you kidding...Sex & the City is one of my favorite shows ever. I'm straight but I really like it because it is very informative; I became to understand women much better by watching the show more than reading a psychology book about women LOL :D

Sunday, July 16, 2006 9:15:00 AM  
Blogger Chai-7aleeb said...

What a story.I really needed it as I'm still a VIRGIN !!!

Anyway,don't worry.I'm not your Dad.But,it I were your Dad,I'll be proud of you.

Sunday, July 16, 2006 1:01:00 PM  
Blogger Tainted Female said...

ED...

This is the LAST thing I expected to find in a khaleeji girl's blog!

I don't even know how to respond... I mean, we all know we talk like this, but we're not supposed to, and from my personal experience, most of the khaleeji girls I've ever met are in denial about the simplest truths because of what we're supposed to do and what not to do...

Question is, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

lol.

Yeah, this post will have me pondering for some time I'm sure.

And Chai 7aleeb, why are you trying to be a party-pooper? At least the woman's entertained us all! And it IS possible she's talking fiction or has copied and pasted this from somewhere else for entertainment purposes. There's no way of knowing whether or not she's either one of the people talking here. Why bring baba into it? Guilt trip?

Sunday, July 16, 2006 1:46:00 PM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

fallen angel ... i soooo agree with you on it being more informative than some dusty old text book :P








marzouq ... ilmoshkila she barfed all over his bita3a :|

LOL yistahil :P









chai-7aleeb ... LOL 40 year old virgin are you? :p

awww mashkoor :">









tainted female ... if theres one thing you should know about me, is that im blunt as a hammer :P

i never think "ooh ill get in deep shyte if i talked about this" or "if i say that i might get a reputation for being sleazy" ... and my being like that has gotten me into more trouble than i care to remember :p

i'm hedonistic to the core, and proud :P

i dont know if its right or wrong to talk like that, but i dont believe in suppressing something just for fear of what other people might think, or what others might perceive as being right or wrong

by the by there's a misunderstanding ... chai wasnt being a party pooper, he commented on a previous post saying that i'd be shocked if i knew who he was, and i said as long as he's not my dad then i dont think i'll be too shocked, thats all :) no foul play here babes :**

Sunday, July 16, 2006 3:13:00 PM  
Blogger Blogger said...

I see you have a confused audience these days :P

Sunday, July 16, 2006 3:43:00 PM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

sty ... 9ij raa3y mashakel :P









male with class ... ROFL@ LMAOSHITIF !!!!
HAHAHHAHAHA I LOVED IT :))

Monday, July 17, 2006 9:54:00 AM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

marzouq ... she did it coz she thought she would enjoy it. i guess she forgot that she'd stuffed her face like a pig and could hardly even breathe, let alone give a guy pleasure.

yistahil coz he's the one who got her the bal3a.. '3aby ma yfaker :P

yeah so it all backfired on them both in the nastiest way LOL!

there are plenty of girls who are "open", but they aren't candid about the things they do with everyone they come across, for fear of being judged. For example, when i'm with someone i trust, i can do the whackiest, stupidest things without putting limitations on what i do. And some people would never dream, would never guess that i'm this nutcase. I can be a complete devil one instant, and an angelic girl-next-door the next. It all depends on who i'm with and how "secure" i feel at those specific occasions.

awww thanks for the praise marzouq. i'm just glad you didn't receive this post in a negative way, or get a negative impression of who Dodo is :)

3sa dom you have a smile on your face that doesnt go away. you have no idea how happy i am that i managed to make you laugh :**

Tuesday, July 18, 2006 5:08:00 PM  
Blogger f_ said...

I think I know who A is. :P

Wednesday, July 19, 2006 12:47:00 AM  

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