Saturday, May 13, 2006

Word Up!


It could all be so simple
But you'd rather make it hard
Loving you is like a battle
And we both end up with scars
Tell me, who I have to be
To get some reciprocity
No one loves you more than me
And no one ever will

Is this just a silly game
That forces you to act this way
Forces you to scream my name
Then pretend that you can't stay
Tell me, who I have to be
To get some reciprocity
No one loves you more than me
And no one ever will

No matter how I think we grow
You always seem to let me know
It ain't workin'
It ain't workin'
And when I try to walk away
You'd hurt yourself to make me stay
This is crazy
This is crazy

I keep letting you back in
How can I explain myself
As painful as this thing has been
I just can't be with no one else
See I know what we got to do
You let go and I'll let go too
'Cause no one's hurt me more than you
And no one ever will

Care for me, care for me
I know you care for me
There for me, there for me
Said you'd be there for me
Cry for me, cry for me
You said you'd die for me
Give to me, give to me
Why won't you live for me

Lauryn Hill - Ex-Factor Lyrics



Boy: Are we still on for Wednesday?
Girl: Of course we are!
Boy: Are you still serious about what you told me the other day?
Girl: What thing exactly? We talked about a lot of things.
Boy: You know what I'm talking about.
We're about to go down
And you know just what to do
Girl: Oh, about me wanting vaginal sex? Of course I still want it!
Boy: You're still crazy. When you get over your horniness let me know so we can talk like mature adults. Your state's making you irrational.
Girl: Excuse me? What's wrong with me wanting vaginal sex?
Boy: Everything is wrong with it! I don't want to be responsible!
Wave your hands in the air like you don't care
Glide by the people as they start to look and stare
Girl: Responsible for what exactly?
Boy: For ruining your future!
Girl: What? How is vaginal sex going to ruin my future?!
Boy: Stop acting stupid! I want to be able to put my head on the pillow at night and not feel guilty.
Do your dance, do your dance, do your dance quick mama
Come on baby tell me what's the word
Girl: Guilty about what?! We've had anal sex, how is this going to be any different?
Boy: Well it is different! Its going to stay on my conscience.
Girl: So losing my vaginal virginity to you is going to make you feel guilty, but the fact that you were my first anal fuck doesn't make you feel bad?! Boy, how hypocritical can you get!
Word up (up up) everybody say
When you hear the call you've got to get it under way
Boy: You're not getting me. There IS a difference between anal and vaginal!
Girl: How is there a difference? The only difference is a little bit of skin, and its not like I'm going to go and let someone examine me! Besides, guys never know.
Boy: Never know what?
Word up (up up) it's the code word
No matter where you say it you know that you'll be heard
Girl: Never know if a girl is a virgin or not, unless she blabs or gets a medical check!
Boy: I don't care. I don't want it on my conscience.
Girl: Fine. Get me a dildo and I'll do it myself.
Boy: Me get you a dildo? Get it yourself.
You try to put on those airs and act real cool
But you got to realize that you're acting like fools
Girl: Where do you expect me to find one around here? Would you mind if i used a champagne bottle or something?
Boy: I don't care. "Open" yourself in front of me on Wednesday with a dildo or whatever, and then we can have vaginal sex. I don't want to be the reason why you lost your virginity.
If there's music we can use it
Be free to dance
Girl: You're acting like a jerk. You'd still be my first vaginal fuck even if I used a dildo or something. You're the first guy I'd be with.
Boy: No. You'd have done it yourself. That's my point here.
Girl: I know what your problem is. You're afraid that if I lost my virginity to you, I'd be hooked on you forever!
We don't have the time for psychological romance
No romance, no romance, no romance for me mama
Boy: What's making you say that? It's because you think of me that way.
Girl: I remember you telling me about how when people fuck, there's like this 'commitment' hormone (vasopressin) or something that makes the woman go all mental for the guy she's fucking with. Boy, get over yourself! I'm not going to get fucking hooked on you. Who do you think you are?! I'm the one asking for it here anyway! How are you going to be the guilty one?
Come on baby tell me what's the word
Word up (up up) everybody say
Boy: You think I don't want to have sex with you? You know I do. But I don't want it to be a chip on my shoulder!
Girl: It's all sex! Vaginal, anal, oral! It's all sex! And I want vaginal sex!
Boy: Why can't you understand me?!
Girl: Oh I understand you perfectly well. And I'm calling Wednesday off.
Boy: Fine. Good night.
Girl: Bye!
When you hear the call you've got to get it under way
Word up (up up) it's the code word
No matter where you say it you know that you'll be heard

19 Comments:

Blogger Purgatory said...

so what was for dinner on Wed?

Saturday, May 13, 2006 6:42:00 PM  
Blogger f_ said...

Comments:
1. Ahem, interesting.
2. I can relate to his argument.
3. He's way more stubborn than I can ever be.
4. Virginity, why does it freak us out so?
5. It's all sex, be it anal or be it vaginal; it makes sense.

FYI:
Some guys can tell.

Saturday, May 13, 2006 11:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep..can tell if she's a virgin or not.

That convo sounded pretty realistic btw..nice though :)

Sex is a physical desire that has to be fulfilled, be it on your own or with someone. No avoiding that.

Sunday, May 14, 2006 3:39:00 PM  
Blogger MiYaFuSHi said...

I agree with the guy.

If things don't work out between them, she will have a 'tougher' time getting married.

Whereas, with anal sex, nobody knows. And even if they did, it would be less taboo, because she is still a 'virgin'.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:00:00 PM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

purgy i had a slice of carrot cake from CBTL Kaifan for dinner that wednesday :)


fedo i loved your post on the issue :p good to know that you of all people can actually let your guard down :))


sty yeah major case of PMS LOL.. about the guy being stupid.. i guess i have to agree :P


mini yeah i guess it sounded realistic coz it was a conversation with the counter-gemini in me :P
and are you trying to hint at something? ;)

a daydreamer i dont really know whether i agree with either one of them.. both of them sound rather selfish to me

miyafushi welcome to my blog :)
i have to say that i strongly disagree with you.. i dont think that sinning comes in different levels of severity, or that one thing is more taboo than the other, so if one was to fuck up they might as well just go all the way LOL why stop there? :P

Tuesday, May 16, 2006 10:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MSHLLAAAAAAAAAAH i never thought u were that much creative this is a really good story y3ni i dnt know how u could make up all these ideas ESPECIALLY A girl asking a boy to .... HER mshllh the thing i really wanna know what happened after you should continue it other wise mra7 tkon 7lwa and u'll put ur readers down keeep up the good work :X omwa7

Wednesday, May 17, 2006 1:13:00 AM  
Blogger Purgatory said...

did it make you chubbier, did it :)?

Wednesday, May 17, 2006 4:15:00 PM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

weddo yislamo ya khalafhom :"> i know why you're expecting a sequal.. you want a full fledged erotica story :| LOL


purgy i've always been chubby and always will be :">

Wednesday, May 17, 2006 5:28:00 PM  
Blogger Purgatory said...

Ah wonderful :)

Wednesday, May 17, 2006 6:26:00 PM  
Blogger Drunk'n'Gorgeous said...

Hi! I like your blog. It's different and interesting. At first I thought you were a guy (from this post) but then I went on to the next "Girlie Girl thing" and was like hold up... I scored? And figured out you were a girl. Adry isti3abee ba6ee2 :P Anywhoo I really like your blog :) Take care chica, Laters!

Thursday, May 18, 2006 4:59:00 PM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

D'N'G welcome to my blog mami chula.. im glad you enjoy my blog :) which brings us to your own blog.. why'd you stop posting? i remember you used to cause quite a stir with your posts :P

my intention was to make my blog as genderless as possible, hence the ambiguous 'extinct-dodo' title.. im happy to know that that aspect is working quite well :)

Friday, May 19, 2006 1:32:00 AM  
Blogger Drunk'n'Gorgeous said...

Thanks! Oh It's working well alright :) Y'know Purg? I used to have trouble guessing his gender when I first joined. Umm I stopped posting 'cuz I'm lazy :P As simple as that hehe

Friday, May 19, 2006 4:24:00 PM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

D'N'G LOOOOL hahahhahha Purg's probably one of the only bloggers whose gender i didnt have a problem with :P


Diabz first step to what? there are many things one can do that can bring about their downward spiral into Hell, and vaginal sex is only one of them

Friday, May 19, 2006 7:31:00 PM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

skunk hahahhahhahhaha THANK YOU!!

Friday, May 19, 2006 9:36:00 PM  
Blogger steve said...

my take on this story: i think she knew he was going to leave. pressure, fear, or something else he might have been dealing with. maybe she always knew, so..him taking something important(like her virginity) means a final good-bye to her. and the start to her new life. maybe she'll always love him but, she knows hope is gone for both. so better to lose something important to someone important then to lose her virginity to someone strange who will be around for sometime.

Friday, May 19, 2006 9:49:00 PM  
Blogger michigani said...

if she want him to say good bye let him get her vaginal,,, and better for her keep her virgin for future ;),,,, if she lost it let her try 3 some is wonderfull sin looooooooooooooool :P

Monday, May 22, 2006 2:57:00 AM  
Blogger steve said...

Hehehehehehehe.....Hmm....Well michigani....... that is what I call food for thought...unfortunately, this girl might be smarter than she lets on.......so a 3-some might be is beneath her but then who knows maybe she will.

Monday, May 22, 2006 6:37:00 AM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

sugrwatrhicupd... welcome to my blog... interesting perspective :) thank you.. i think the guys on my blog underestimate us women and our conniving, manipulative ways :p we always get what we want in the end dont we :D and thanks for coming to my rescue :P

the end justifies the means.. hahhahhahhaha


michigani... thats very stereotypical and im convinced its a false belief. i didnt know people still think these myths were truths

read skunks comment :P

Wednesday, May 24, 2006 2:28:00 AM  
Blogger steve said...

hahahahahahah....I agree
extinct dodo: thanx for the welcome'n
na.give credit where it is due... underestimate us women?-no i think they chose to play stuiped to see a rise and/or reaction? -makes for reality tv.

Thursday, May 25, 2006 8:30:00 AM  

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