Friday, April 28, 2006

Skanky Leech Hoe


One of my aunts gave birth a few days ago in the New Dar Al-Shifa Hospital.
She stayed in one of the Empirial Suites for 3 nights.
She held receptions during her stay, which included 20-person buffets every evening, fresh bouquets, balloons.. the whole nine yards.
She truely lived like an empress during those 3 days.
My mom just came back home from a visit to grandma's house and gave me a miniature silver teddy bear in a box full of confetti. That was part of the reception too. The silver teddies were handed out to all well-wishers.

They still haven't come round to naming the baby.
The dad's no where to be found.
He wants a divorce.

22 Comments:

Blogger Entrepreneur said...

hehe is that true?

wow, glamorous way to have a child, however one would think that post birth you just want to be left alone. I know how our society likes to be "social" and in ure face be it the birth of a new family member or 3aza of a deceased, bes if I had just pushed something the size of a small pumpkin out of me, I would NOT be accepting guests...

Hmmm no identified father? don't look at me... i didn't do anything

Friday, April 28, 2006 2:06:00 AM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

entrepreneur yes true story

the whole point behind my telling it is to show the irony of the situation.. her husband doesnt want anything to do with her, and shes putting on a show infront of people by forcing him to pay for her lavish stay at the hospital... do you know how much those rooms cost per night? around 1000 kd's for the room ALONE, not including the doc and the whole labour process and medication and nursery blah blah blah blah.

now if i was a woman on the verge of divorce, and just gave birth to my first baby, the last thing i would want to do is put on airs and all this pressure on my husband who clearly isnt able to afford all this unnecessary crap.. what good is this little charade gonna do her?

Friday, April 28, 2006 2:41:00 AM  
Blogger The Stallion said...

Awwww! I'm happy for your aunt but pissed at the cowardly husband of hers! Why does he want a divorce?

Friday, April 28, 2006 7:56:00 AM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

hey stallion.. i dont think the guy's the person at fault here... shes an inconsiderate piece of poop who wants to live a lavish life where her husband will spend and splurge and ydali3ha at every whim... and she just cant accept the fact that he cant afford her. i think its best if they both go their separate ways since they are absolutely NOT compatible and cant see eye to eye

Friday, April 28, 2006 8:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

its not a case of the husband not being able to afford her, but rather of her not being able to afford her own lifestyle,... and yet not good enough to get someone that could splurge like she wants:P

i never understood the need to put on a show here,....

but i love those morons in the expensive mercs who only put KD1 of gas in their tanks!

they give me a good laugh :D

Friday, April 28, 2006 8:59:00 AM  
Blogger Alia said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha...
I completely, utterly, shamleess and unapologetically cackled at your post. This is my first time here and you've hit home base with my heart's cynical sonnets to everything "showy"!
Congratulations! You've deservingly earned my LOVE for today and a seat in my bookmark list! Have a nice life.

Friday, April 28, 2006 3:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so do we laff o be twisted lips aye

Friday, April 28, 2006 4:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and

Friday, April 28, 2006 4:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Friday, April 28, 2006 4:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

still in 80 degree hot inni

Friday, April 28, 2006 4:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the title of ur blog says it all...what a fucked up aunt you got. i dont blame the guy, i hope he wins the divorce case.

Friday, April 28, 2006 5:20:00 PM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

skunk.. i agree with you.. she does need to come down from the cloud she's got her parker on..
yeah those dudes at the gas stations are hilarious. pathetic to say the least

hning.. welcome to my blog gurl :) im glad you got a kick out of this post.. thanks for the love :-D

anonymous.. huh?!

mini r.. you know how dysfuntional i am, so you can only guess how the rest of my relatives are :p

adaydreamer.. allah ybarik feech:)
what i think shes trying to do is act as if nothing's wrong at home by putting on a show, as if that would distract people from her real problems. i dont think she realizes what a moron shes being. i cant stand retards like her either. i want to smack her and scream 'we've all caught on, byatch' :p
looool

Friday, April 28, 2006 8:18:00 PM  
Blogger Purgatory said...

There are many ways he can get back at her without a divorce, there is no real torture in it.

He should be smart and plan the moves carefullt to inflict maximum pain on whoever he wants to hurt.

Friday, April 28, 2006 9:38:00 PM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

purgatory... looool i do understand your thirst for blood and inflicting pain and torture, but if he didnt divorce her i think the pain would just bounce back at him.. aah i dont know

Friday, April 28, 2006 10:22:00 PM  
Blogger Purgatory said...

There are many ways he can inflict more pain by not divorcing her. If he divorces her, she gets off easily, while if he makes sure he breaks her down morally and physically, he ensures that she will never have a normal relationship with anyone else and will live the rest of her life lost and confused.

He has to learn how to use the advantages of being a man in this society to his benefit. He has a unique chance of destorying her once nd for all, so he better think good before letting her have the better side of the cake.

Saturday, April 29, 2006 2:50:00 PM  
Blogger cosimfree911 said...

thats whats going on with most of kuwaite women they just care about what other ppl say
who cares about othere ppl if you fucked up ur home walaa moshkelaa you should talk to her and tell her to stop doing that ppl not ganna say it was nice room but they ganna say how stuped shes is .... well tell her to think about her kids and how they ganna live without father ppl will not help her to raise them
plzz tell her to use her brain cos no one is using it here in kwt

Saturday, April 29, 2006 7:53:00 PM  
Blogger ghoweljlsfqwef said...

I hope the mom and dad can come to some sort of a compromise that won't have any negative impacts on the upbringing of the child. But if they still fight like kids, then kidnap that baby and YOU RAISE IT YA DODO!!!

Saturday, April 29, 2006 9:51:00 PM  
Blogger RichArab said...

May the baby do well

Sunday, April 30, 2006 10:01:00 AM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

purgatory.. maybe you should enlighten this poor, ignorant nation in the art of pain infliction. write a manual or a book or a 'dummies guide' or something and lead all your loyal subjects in the right path :P

cosimfree911.. welcome to my blog.
i dont think its just kuwaity women. vanity is the sin of the 21st century after all, and so is pride.

dotty.. looool me raise the kid? what crime did he commit, the poor sod? why would you want to sentence an innocent child to a lifetime of pain and torture? :p
even if they did come to a compromise, the child would still be negatively influenced by his daft parents.. its a lost case

richarab.. welcome to my blog and thank you :)

diabz... yeah she sucks :p

Sunday, April 30, 2006 1:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cashing it in, soon to be divorced and spiteful which means sexually revved up, and a kid as excess baggage...perfect! Cute?

If so, introduce me.

;^)

Wednesday, May 03, 2006 11:49:00 AM  
Blogger Purgatory said...

Rana, not really, if you want to hurt someone, do it right.

Thursday, May 04, 2006 7:30:00 AM  
Blogger Extinct Dodo said...

whiskey... nope i havent been to coffee bean in ages, why? :P

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 11:16:00 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home