soooo BUSTED!
So there we were, sitting innocently in his car, chatting and listening to the radio, basically minding our own business, in the 'Mamsha' parking lot. And a police car passes by. Odd, first time i see a police car patrolling around here. Usually they only graced us with their visits during Ramadan to execute the restraining order on the pesky hooligan kids.
And then i had a seizure.
The car was circling the area.
I nagged at Ganoo9 to get his car moving out of that darn place.
The police car came up and parked right next to us. Ganoo9 said to ignore it. After all, we were in a public place, just having a chat. For heavens sake!
And what i was dreading happened. The police man asked Ganoo9 to get out of the car. For a 'little chat'.
My heart dropped down to my ass.
Suddenly i found myself pulling my ID card out of my wallet and passing it through the window. And they kept 'chatting'. I couldnt hear what was being said.
Then the police man said 'what year was she born?' in a loud voice. And Ganoo9 echoed his question.. 'what year were you born?'. '85' i mumbled. Here we go.
More chatting. Those few minutes seemed to go on for eons. The crackle of the police radio. I couldnt see what was going on.
It was 6 in the evening, and it was pretty dark. For some reason the floodlight was off today. The parking lot was in shadows.
And then i realized they were shaking hands. Ganoo9 opened the door and got in.
We drove off.
'This is a lesson for you to listen to me when i tell you to do something, you stupid piece of shit!' I kept whinning.
Ganoo9 just laughed. 'You said i was boring. This is a little adventure for you!'
And then i had a seizure.
The car was circling the area.
I nagged at Ganoo9 to get his car moving out of that darn place.
The police car came up and parked right next to us. Ganoo9 said to ignore it. After all, we were in a public place, just having a chat. For heavens sake!
And what i was dreading happened. The police man asked Ganoo9 to get out of the car. For a 'little chat'.
My heart dropped down to my ass.
Suddenly i found myself pulling my ID card out of my wallet and passing it through the window. And they kept 'chatting'. I couldnt hear what was being said.
Then the police man said 'what year was she born?' in a loud voice. And Ganoo9 echoed his question.. 'what year were you born?'. '85' i mumbled. Here we go.
More chatting. Those few minutes seemed to go on for eons. The crackle of the police radio. I couldnt see what was going on.
It was 6 in the evening, and it was pretty dark. For some reason the floodlight was off today. The parking lot was in shadows.
And then i realized they were shaking hands. Ganoo9 opened the door and got in.
We drove off.
'This is a lesson for you to listen to me when i tell you to do something, you stupid piece of shit!' I kept whinning.
Ganoo9 just laughed. 'You said i was boring. This is a little adventure for you!'
posted by Extinct Dodo at 8:10 PM
13 Comments:
OMG!!! that wouldve freaked me OUT!!! yummaaa!
some adventure goooleelah!! lol
freaked you out?!?! Thats an understatement. allah wakeelich.. soon as i was home i rain straight to the bathroom and pooped 'Harda' .. literally
no pinky baby, you're underage til you hit 21..they let us go coz of his name.. amazing what a family name on a piece of plastic and 'was6a' can do for you in this country..
heeheheheeehehe pinky.. i wouldnt wanna be around you if that happened.. id be worried shitless about your fainting.. plus i dont want my car ruined with your puke :P
Oh god.. my heart dropped with you!
It happened to me in Riyadh.. which is 10 times worse..we got away, but boy do you learn your lesson quick..
You want adventure.. ride a roller coaster heh..
Man you are lucky! In Saudi we have the religious police and if these bearded bastards catch you, you're in BIG trouble. It isn't as bad or humiliating for the guy as it is for the girl. Cause they make her call her MALE guardian and he has to sign a release and well you can imagine what happens next...
Do you guys have that sort of thing in Kuwait?
dotsson.. you mean 'Alh-Hay2a', right?
we dont have 'seperate' police for that kind of thing here in kuwait.. but yes the regular old cops do the lame, useless job of calling the gurls male guardian, though i dont know what happens from there. do they force people to get married just coz they were seen hanging out together?!
lol. plain sad.
aywa ya pinky ya khibra intay :P
Yeah! I was talking about the Hay2a! I thought those fuckers were unique to Saudi... didn't know there was a Kuwaiti version too!
I like what Pinky had to say... but there is a way around that.
If you do get caught naked while having sex with 3 other people, just make sure that you do it in the dark, so there aren't 4 witnesses, then they can't use the Islam card on you and they are rendered helpless :P
Dotsson.. there is no kuwaiti version of the unique saudi hay2a, thank God :P
i just have plenty of saudi friends, from 3ar3ar and skaka and 7ayel.. all the way to jeddah makkah madinah and up to shargeya.. they keep me well informed on saudi "trademarks". besides, no one can be ignorant to what goes on in saudi, with important documentaries about what goes on in the country, like 6ash ma 6ash :P
loooooool !
hell yeah, 6ash ma 6ash gives you a short brief about what's really goin in saudi !
WOW! you guys have Hay2a, too ?
damn those guys freak me out !
Last time cops did that to me he asked "Who is she?" I told him "refeejti. laish?"
he laughed & said something about "at least you're honest" & let me go.
They're all cool unless you have your bra hanging off the guy's ear. Or he stumbles out of the car in such a hurry that YOUR panties are on HIM.
J0kerr ... investigating unusual behaviour? huh?!?!?! we were in a somewhat CROWDED public area at 6 pm.. not middle of the night as you put it.. whats so weird about chatting in a car?!
Mini Я. ... our hands AND heads were in clear sight.. its not like i was blowing him or something. cut me some slack.. sheeesh
TANTALIZE ... social justice my ass.. why dont they do some real crime busting, like catching those morons who let their goats loose on the 5th ring road to graze on the minimalistic shows of greenery
about the BF being a temporary venture.. i dont remember calling him my BF on any of my posts.. but like anything in this self-proclaimed schizogemini's life, everything is a temporary venture.. gotta smell all the aromas and taste all the flavours out there in this big wide world eh? :P they were made to be discovered :">
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