Talking To My Hamster Scampy

Bow before the Almighty Dodo Bird

(grabs the karaokee machine, plugs in the mic)

*sing at the top of my lungs*

THIIIIIIIIIS IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU BELOOOOOOOOOONG
UH UH UH UH
RIGHT HERE IN MY ARMS
(head bobbing)
WITHOUT YOU SOMETHING IS WROOOOOOOONG
COME ON SCAMPY HELP ME SING IT
THIIIIIIIIIS IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU BELOOOOOOOONG
3ASHAW
JANA JANA JANA
JANA YA WA6ANAH (allah ya5thik ya puff, made it stick in my head)
WARAAAA
SARAAAA
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
EVERYBODY SING WITH MEEEEE
(does an Elvis-Presley-ish karate kick)
MISERYYYYYYY
SUCH A FOOL TO LET YOU WALK AWAY FROM MEEEEE
MADRY SHINO YEAH YEAH
UH UH UH UH
I FEEL GOOD
DUNA DUNA DUNA DUN
I KNEW THAT I WOULD
DUNA DUNA DUNA DUN
I FEEEEEL NICE
LIKE SUGA AND SPICE
I FEEEEEEEEEEEL GOOD
SO GOOD SO GOOD
I GOT YOU
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOW
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
NAR NAR NAR
ANA ALBY AYED NAR
NAR NAR NAR
MADRY SHINO 5ALA9 I7TAR
YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
7ABEEBY YA KITHER 6EBAAAAAAAAAAA
Y5AJILNY BETAR7EBAAAAAAAA
WALADRY KAIF AHALY BAAAAAAAA
3ASANY MAN7IRIM MINAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
3ASANYYYYYYY MAN7IRIM MINAAAAH
HELLO HELLO HELLO HOW LOW
HELLO HELLO HELLO HOW LOW
WITH THE LIGHTS OUT
ITS LETS DANGEROUS
HERE WE ARE NOW
ENTERTAIN US
I FEEL STUPID
AND CONTAGIOUS
HERE WE ARE NOW
ENTERTAIN US
YEAH
NA ANNANANANANA NA
YEAH
1 2 3 KDD
LABAN ILWAFRA YA 7BAYEB
6AYEB
6AYEB
3ASHAW
6AYEB
YA HOOOOOOOOO
YOU ARE THE PERFECT DRUUUUUUUUUG
THE PERFECT DRUUUUUUUG
THE PERFECT DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
GET JIGGY WID IT
NANA NANA NANA NANA NA
NANA NANA NA NA NA
GET JIGGY WID IT

(heads for the medicine cabinet and pops a few panadol extras before the throbbing headache gets out of hand)