Fee Fie Foe Fumm
Its 6:11 pm.. not a single intelligent thought is going through my head. Its the weekend and theres nothing to do. Yet theres so much piled up projects and homeworks due in any second now. Why can't i seem to be able to get myself off my lazy ass, pull my socks up and get a move on? Oh wait a minute. I just remembered. I DONT WANNA FUCKING DO NO NOTHING. Hey I dont even know what im talking about myself, so just let it slide will ya? Sheesh.
Hmm. Puff's supposed to come pick me up in a few. Enjoy a couple of joints. Where the hell is he? Prolly still at the barber shop getting his Craig David thing on. Excuse my ignorance. Ill excuse yours too. As you can already tell, theres no story to this blog. Im just trying to pass the time. If you were looking for something intelligent to read, then please be my guest and move on away from here. Skoot. Shoo!
Well if you're still readying on, i might aswell keep on whinning and bitching, eh? Pass the jar of prozac if you will. Pop a few proza-skittles. Yummy. Nice and chewey. Want one? Sharing is caring. Since i dont give half a shit about you, im not giving you any. HEEEEEEEEEEEY give it back you piece of kaka. Didnt your mama teach you to not take something thats not yours? Go learn some manners you nincumpoop (dunno how to spell it but you get my drift right?).
Its already 6:20. Wow look how little ive written in all that time. And still nothing decent running through my head. Maybe if i concentrated a bit? Naah wont do no good, ill just end up getting constipated. We dont want that now do we?
Still waiting for mister wise-guy to log on. Looks like i got a hefty block. Not a delete though. I just checked. Maybe he forgot. Oh well, what to do what to do. Im bored poopless. Actually Im full of shit. Im just taking a dump here. Im so vulgar, isnt that cool? Dont you just love me? Awww you is so sweet. Now wheres my handy dandy straight jacket. Yes please help me put it on. I'd like a bow-knot. Said you're taking me for a ride? On the ice-cream truck?! Lucky me. You just made my day. This is gonna be so much fun. We'll all go to the looney bin. Sit around on those evil hard-on-your-ass garden plastic chairs and watch some tv.
Ok thats enough. Salam
Hmm. Puff's supposed to come pick me up in a few. Enjoy a couple of joints. Where the hell is he? Prolly still at the barber shop getting his Craig David thing on. Excuse my ignorance. Ill excuse yours too. As you can already tell, theres no story to this blog. Im just trying to pass the time. If you were looking for something intelligent to read, then please be my guest and move on away from here. Skoot. Shoo!
Well if you're still readying on, i might aswell keep on whinning and bitching, eh? Pass the jar of prozac if you will. Pop a few proza-skittles. Yummy. Nice and chewey. Want one? Sharing is caring. Since i dont give half a shit about you, im not giving you any. HEEEEEEEEEEEY give it back you piece of kaka. Didnt your mama teach you to not take something thats not yours? Go learn some manners you nincumpoop (dunno how to spell it but you get my drift right?).
Its already 6:20. Wow look how little ive written in all that time. And still nothing decent running through my head. Maybe if i concentrated a bit? Naah wont do no good, ill just end up getting constipated. We dont want that now do we?
Still waiting for mister wise-guy to log on. Looks like i got a hefty block. Not a delete though. I just checked. Maybe he forgot. Oh well, what to do what to do. Im bored poopless. Actually Im full of shit. Im just taking a dump here. Im so vulgar, isnt that cool? Dont you just love me? Awww you is so sweet. Now wheres my handy dandy straight jacket. Yes please help me put it on. I'd like a bow-knot. Said you're taking me for a ride? On the ice-cream truck?! Lucky me. You just made my day. This is gonna be so much fun. We'll all go to the looney bin. Sit around on those evil hard-on-your-ass garden plastic chairs and watch some tv.
Ok thats enough. Salam
posted by Extinct Dodo at 6:11 PM
3 Comments:
u know for the first time i read something till the end...bes shasawi i was curious to know ishsalfitich and i really regret it...it was a waste of time:P..i didn't understand anything but puff and craig david not being on time which is not new...u seem to be a complicated writter..yet still ya gotta visit a psychologist..he'll take care of u and make u a better writer trust me:P
u know for the first time i read something till the end...bes shasawi i was curious to know ishsalfitich and i really regret it...it was a waste of time:P..i didn't understand anything but puff and craig david not being on time which is not new...u seem to be a complicated writter..yet still ya gotta visit a psychologist..he'll take care of u and make u a better writer trust me:P
Yasofo i love you you know that 9a7?:P lo a7ad thany katib hal 7achy chan kasart rasah bas shasawy my hommie magdar az3al 3laik:x
much love
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