When The Cat Is Away...
...the mousees run a muck.
Yesterday my mother left for Germany along with my aunts and uncles to visit my ailing grandmother. One of my cousins decided to sleep over at our place, 'til his mother comes back, since Big Cousin Dodo has a car, and a yellow Shabab card, "and can take me out where I want whenever I want".
I slept in today. Woke up around 7:30, to the sound of my cousin banging on my door "come on wake up I want to go out. Come on wake up I want to go out. Wake up come on I want to go out. WAKE... UP... I... WANT... TO...GO... OUT... NOW!!!"
Apparantly he'd been going at it all day, and I just didn't hear it coz I was so out of it. Baby sis took him to the Mishref Fairgroud, where they go-karted 'til fotoor
Dear Lord have mercy. There's nothing half as annoying as a whining 10 year old kid who's used to getting his way all the time. The kind of kid who, if he doesn't get what he wants, will go all teary eyed and threatens to call his mother to complain what a bad bad bad cousin you are. The last thing I want to do is have his mother worrying about her kid. She's got enough to worry about at the hospital with my grandma. A3ooth billah mn ilshay6an. Allah la yiblaany with kids like that.
I showered and got dressed. Of course, baby sis had to go all out with her clothes, since mommy dearest wasn't around to tell her off about her skanky fashion sense, and force her to change into something more "modest". Her royal highness finally felt she was ready to present herself to the general public, and she finally showed up and we left the house at about 9. Went to grandma's place, said hello and sat down with the folks for a while, and left for Marina Mall at about 11. Finally reached Maki at 12. Sat down and num-nummed 'til 1.
Now I don't carry cash, to try and minimize my thrifty spending. So I payed using K-Net, and left a tip on the table for the waiter. He was uber friendly and very helpful with the menu and stuff. I was almost out the door when my cousin came running after me shouting "DOOODOOOOOO you forgot your money on the table!! Here, looooooooook!!!", all while franticly waving the money in the air infront of everyone. LOL major embarrassment.
Unfortunately, some people aren't worth taking out to a decent restaurant. Really, they don't deserve it. After 3 Fusion I's, 4 different types of maki, chicken teryaki and a plate of shrimp tempura, they were still unsatisfied, and demanded that I take them to Mcdonalds :| Yes people, from Maki to Mcdonalds :|
Ohh and what's with cars that decide to caravan in gangs, in the middle of traffic? 5 mini-coopers blocking the road, driving side by side, and honking their horns, with their indicators flashing, and stereos blaring. Ufffff!!!
Although my mom had given my sister some money yesterday, while leaving ME high and dry (she was pissed, remember?), baby sis, of course, expects and demands that her outings be paid for, in full, by me. Even though she had money on her, she couldn't even cough up 750 fils for a kids meal. Stingy bimbo. Yeah I'm complaining. Just coz im the Big Sister, Big Cousin, doesn't mean they can milk me dry, even when they (mom and sis) know that I'm mga76a (dirt poor).
Mommy hates me :( Jaxx, start your little mashroo3, ASAP :(
Yesterday my mother left for Germany along with my aunts and uncles to visit my ailing grandmother. One of my cousins decided to sleep over at our place, 'til his mother comes back, since Big Cousin Dodo has a car, and a yellow Shabab card, "and can take me out where I want whenever I want".
I slept in today. Woke up around 7:30, to the sound of my cousin banging on my door "come on wake up I want to go out. Come on wake up I want to go out. Wake up come on I want to go out. WAKE... UP... I... WANT... TO...GO... OUT... NOW!!!"
Apparantly he'd been going at it all day, and I just didn't hear it coz I was so out of it. Baby sis took him to the Mishref Fairgroud, where they go-karted 'til fotoor
Dear Lord have mercy. There's nothing half as annoying as a whining 10 year old kid who's used to getting his way all the time. The kind of kid who, if he doesn't get what he wants, will go all teary eyed and threatens to call his mother to complain what a bad bad bad cousin you are. The last thing I want to do is have his mother worrying about her kid. She's got enough to worry about at the hospital with my grandma. A3ooth billah mn ilshay6an. Allah la yiblaany with kids like that.
I showered and got dressed. Of course, baby sis had to go all out with her clothes, since mommy dearest wasn't around to tell her off about her skanky fashion sense, and force her to change into something more "modest". Her royal highness finally felt she was ready to present herself to the general public, and she finally showed up and we left the house at about 9. Went to grandma's place, said hello and sat down with the folks for a while, and left for Marina Mall at about 11. Finally reached Maki at 12. Sat down and num-nummed 'til 1.
Now I don't carry cash, to try and minimize my thrifty spending. So I payed using K-Net, and left a tip on the table for the waiter. He was uber friendly and very helpful with the menu and stuff. I was almost out the door when my cousin came running after me shouting "DOOODOOOOOO you forgot your money on the table!! Here, looooooooook!!!", all while franticly waving the money in the air infront of everyone. LOL major embarrassment.
Unfortunately, some people aren't worth taking out to a decent restaurant. Really, they don't deserve it. After 3 Fusion I's, 4 different types of maki, chicken teryaki and a plate of shrimp tempura, they were still unsatisfied, and demanded that I take them to Mcdonalds :| Yes people, from Maki to Mcdonalds :|
Ohh and what's with cars that decide to caravan in gangs, in the middle of traffic? 5 mini-coopers blocking the road, driving side by side, and honking their horns, with their indicators flashing, and stereos blaring. Ufffff!!!
Although my mom had given my sister some money yesterday, while leaving ME high and dry (she was pissed, remember?), baby sis, of course, expects and demands that her outings be paid for, in full, by me. Even though she had money on her, she couldn't even cough up 750 fils for a kids meal. Stingy bimbo. Yeah I'm complaining. Just coz im the Big Sister, Big Cousin, doesn't mean they can milk me dry, even when they (mom and sis) know that I'm mga76a (dirt poor).
Mommy hates me :( Jaxx, start your little mashroo3, ASAP :(
posted by Extinct Dodo at 4:00 AM
9 Comments:
LOL Heheehe you want me to start my club but if we do what would we be doing? Burning mothers at stakes just like the old Salem Witch trials?
sorry to hear about your grandmother hope she's feeling better ..
Why do you bother trying to please them, just ignore them, its your fault thatyou get all these problems, stop complaining and force changes.
LOL now u know how our mothers feel like!
Your cousin = like my cousin, he spent a week with us this summer :/ aaaaaah i dont want to remember, the incident with the tip...hmmm widy agol salfity, bs la fashla hahahah!
Yom el khames bellail re7tay maki? :/ marina maki?
umm.. I was there till 1:20 as well :/ intrestig.. I wonder which chick were u :/
Nothing works with kids but a red eye!
tell him you're going to entertain him..
at 11:00PM right before sleeping period..
MOVIE TIME!! make sure to pick the scariest movie ever!
Let him watch it, force him!
whenever he faints take him to the bathroom and put him on the bathtub.. let him wakeup in it.
when he wakes up freaked out.. tell him that he tuned into a cocratch at night and it seems he ended up here and got his human form in the morning.. and also tell him that you almost hit him with your slipers but u remembered that during the movie he tuened into a brown ezheewi.
now if he tried to call his mother. tell him that your mother might want to put you down for good! what kind of a mother that want her little boy to be ezheewi! keep it a secret and i wont tell anyone! we can figure this out together.
every once in a while show him piffpaff.
Think Evil.
Okay I am mean. but annoying dala3la3 boy is just ANNOYING :/
-iliveinq8
Extinct, You're hilarious.
I woulda rung my cousin's pretty neck lovingly..I don't do spoiled.
I'm mga76a too.. bless credit.. god help me at the end of the month heh.
About cat... We say The cat is away, mouses dance.
That's what we say about the situation in our office when our boss has a business-trip.
But as I understand, you are not a mouse :)
Poor Big Sis :D
Dodo, I sent you a mail ;-)
don't talk shit about mini coopers :<
jacqui... no we'll be casting their souls into the bodies of mosquitos a la "the skeleton key", and we'll have the guiltless pleasure of swatting them to death :|
chica bonita.... allah ysalmich thank you babes :*
purgs... Yes, Sir! actually they've been begging me to take them out since yesterday, and ive been ignoring them (besides taking them to grandmas house for fotoor yesterday). haa hows that, shrayek? :P
delicately realistic... inshallah my kids will never be spoilt little brats like that :|
oo yallah 3ad, shino, mista7ya minee? :P tell me your cousins salfa LOL im dying to hear :P
iliveinq8.... hahhahah wallah ma hagaitik shireer chithee LOL!!
iverson... i agree :P annoying little monsters LOL
dana... welcome to my blog, and thanks for finally showing your face :P heading over to your blog in a sec...
marzouq... mo my mom and aunts and uncles think im an evil spoilt brat myself, and they'd take my cousins words over mine any day :(
trevelyana.... bless credit?! LOL, bless locking yourself up in your room 'til some green shows up under the door from mommy dearest hehhehehehe!!
sever... yes, poor big sis :( .... ill check your email in a second :)
adorra... awwww im sorry 7abeebty :**
maze... no kids these days dont see anyone as an idol, but as a big fat opportunity to get everything they want :/
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